Stabilo Boss (not dead)

Reckon they’ll dig these up in the archaeological trenches of the future and assign too much significance to them.

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Chicken bones.

don’t understand why there are so many of them. who’s going around highlighting stuff?

Babilo Stoss

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much more dignified to just underline something with a pencil

I highlight stuff every day. I’d use one to highlight this post, if possible.

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this is fascinating to me

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was the name of the first pod racer to get blown up by Anakin in the phantom menace

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As in, archaeologists of the future will probably think chickens ruled the world. I can’t remember the actual figure but It’s something like There are more chicken carcasses buried every year/month/something than there have been humans in all of history.

highlights post

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that’s very distressing

The best erasers and highlighters

done, sorry

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Yeah, chicken bones are now pretty much the dominant geological feature of the earths outer crust.
(I’m not getting my terminology right but idgaf we’re all doomed anyway)

this sounds wrong, there’s none in my garden for example

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some experts surmise a fierce conflict between adherents of Stabilo Boss and the seemingly highly-militarised Staedtler faction

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Don’t lie to us bamnan

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yeah a yellow highlighter on white paper / screen does weird things to my eyes

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did you highlight your own eyeballs

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actually I had to dig up a bit of garden to bury a headless pigeon that the foxes had got at recently, can confirm no chicken bones around