Standard Estate Agent Names

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#1

Lee.


#2

Paul


#3

Craig


#4

Foxtons


#5

There has never been an estate agent named anything other than Toby or Dan


#6

HAHAHHA yeah


#7

That is quite a statement to make.


#8

Duno, but I have noticed a sickening trend for signs instead of saying Sold now say Sorry, taken! Or Too late!

Urgh

Craig?


#9

Too fucking right, mate


#10

FALSE.

Exhibit A:

FUCK. you’re right!


#11

that picture is so obviously of a Toby there is really no need for him to write his name underneath


#12

to… right his name?

edit: ooooh


#13

yeah make sure it’s aligned correctly


#14

Cunt.


#15

:frowning: alright mate i’m trying to come up with quality content but it’s hard


#16

Tim. They’re all called fucking Tim.

Had a branch of Twatreps & Cokesons dead opposite my family’s old wine bar in the past. Couldn’t remember any of the wankers’ names so called them all Tim. No one noticed.


#17

“Is that going on Fucking Tim’s tab?”
– “Yeah hawhawhaw top work lad ~sniff~”

Repeat every Friday evening.


#18

Just be quite a few Darrens.


#19

Knew this would come up. Am I fated to become an estate agent?


#20

Darren does not maketh the man; but a man maketh the Darren.