There has never been an estate agent named anything other than Toby or Dan
That is quite a statement to make.
Duno, but I have noticed a sickening trend for signs instead of saying Sold now say Sorry, taken! Or Too late!
Too fucking right, mate
that picture is so obviously of a Toby there is really no need for him to write his name underneath
to… right his name?
yeah make sure it’s aligned correctly
alright mate i’m trying to come up with quality content but it’s hard
Tim. They’re all called fucking Tim.
Had a branch of Twatreps & Cokesons dead opposite my family’s old wine bar in the past. Couldn’t remember any of the wankers’ names so called them all Tim. No one noticed.
“Is that going on Fucking Tim’s tab?”
– “Yeah hawhawhaw top work lad ~sniff~”
Repeat every Friday evening.
Just be quite a few Darrens.
Knew this would come up. Am I fated to become an estate agent?
Darren does not maketh the man; but a man maketh the Darren.