#41

To my eternal shame, I made this joke about my boss to his boss yesterday.

#42

This just made me shiver

#43

Last working day before Christmas/New Year: “See you next year!”

#44

It’s fine. It’s inevitable. Can’t be helped.

#45

“Can you help me with this?”

“Saying it’s for you…no”

#46

Came in to post this.

“Any good at Excel, are they?!”

Wanders off.

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#47

“Thanks for coming in!”

When some leaves the office on the buzzer.

#48

I’d always thought office based dissers were working in cutting edge young people’s offices with similar types of people’s, and I was jealous, but this helps a lot.

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#49

This isn’t quite bants, but my ex-colleague was devoid of a personality.

Mon-Wed noon his only chat was ‘Have a good weekend?’
Wed noon-Friday - ‘Up to anything this weekend?’

Every week for 10 years.

10 depressing, murderous-thoughts-inducing-years.

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#50

Someone is sitting in X’s chair.

Literally everyone who passes by: “Oooh, X is looking rough today!!!111lol!”

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#51

“How was your weekend?”
“Good good. Too short!”
“Ha. Yeah. Always!”
“Yes. Always goes too quickly…”
“…”
“…”
“Shall I leave the milk out or…”
“Thanks. Bye!”
“Bye”

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#52

My office normally just does “oh hello X, didn’t recognise you for a moment there”

#53

I’ve realised I’m really poor at standard banter…so my tactic is to answer earnestly until I see an obvious tap in…then I fill my boots.

I’m life’s Ruud van Nistelrooy

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#54

This, like much of the above induced a wince of recognition.

#55

Never worked in an office but when I was working in a department store there was one woman who’d greet every single delivery driver with ‘oh no thank you not today, we’re not interested HAHAHA’. And we had a lot of deliveries.

#56

IMG_2022

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#57

This is me. :neutral_face:

I got some odd looks for pointing out that the upcoming bank holiday and the departure of Year 11 thereafter means that we only have 2 full teaching weeks left until September.

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#58

Also the C U Next Tuesday hhhhhhaaas haaaa brigade

#59

Yep, reading this is like “what a daft thing to say… oh yeah, I do that” :slightly_frowning_face:

#60

The guy most likely has crippling social anxiety…and is most troubled by thoughts of his colleagues calling him “devoid of personality” on a popular music forum @safetywink