Some Tory looking prick is sitting down next to where I’m standing is reading a book about hedge funds and keeps giving me a dirty sideways glances, if I unavoidably brush his seat with me hand or arm.
I want to stuff his book down his ham faced fucking throat.
I’m on the train, standing?
I’m standing up in the train?
I’m on the train, standing room only?
You just don’t say you’re standing on the train because anyone you say it to will sarkily question if that’s not too dangerous. Or maybe I only know whimsical people…