Standing on an overcrowded commuter train

So tight and uncomfortable.

Some Tory looking prick is sitting down next to where I’m standing is reading a book about hedge funds and keeps giving me a dirty sideways glances, if I unavoidably brush his seat with me hand or arm.

I want to stuff his book down his ham faced fucking throat.

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Standing on it? I mean that sounds very breezy and spacious but really dangerous to me…

Nobody says ‘I’m in the train’, so don’t pull that one.

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On a train but not standing on a train.

No one has ever said I’m standing on a train.

Show him this thread

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That’s exactly what I’d say

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Fucking weird

What would you say if you were inside a train carriage and wanted to quickly convey the fact that you were standing rather than sitting?

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Early draft of Otis Redding lyrics were surprisingly prescient.

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I’m on the train, standing?
I’m standing up in the train?
I’m on the train, standing room only?

You just don’t say you’re standing on the train because anyone you say it to will sarkily question if that’s not too dangerous. Or maybe I only know whimsical people…

Theo, it must be past your bedtime by now

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I can complain

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this is one of the most silly things you’ve ever said

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  • standing on a train
  • theo option

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No one has ever said I am standing up in the train

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Was going to go with Gossip myself but glad someone’s on the case

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rolling thread for when theo is at it again.

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Oh this is how you finally respond to me

im not standing im japes

you’re inside the train? like stuck between carriages or

and did you manage to get a seat?

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I really like driving to work on my car as it saves me so much time when compared with riding in a bus.

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