Dice are Aries, 100%
Microwaves are Leos
Fluffy rugs are Capricorns but normal rugs are Taurus
Red wine = Scorpio
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Couldn’t agree more, NV
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I think some fiction books are Geminis, but not all
cigarette - cancer
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HAHAHAA
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Desk fan = Aquarius
This makes you look like a drug dealer
Big fans are Geminis though cause they’re total BASTARDS
It’s flour.
Honest
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Magnets are Ophiuchus because they aren’t real
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Or possibly Sagittarius…
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Hmmm, could be. Met a couple of Sagittariuseseses who were terrible tbf
Shit waistcoats - Virgo
can’t believe I have made this joke
Mate…
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pisces
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