Star signs of inanimate objects

Dice are Aries, 100%
Microwaves are Leos
Fluffy rugs are Capricorns but normal rugs are Taurus

Red wine = Scorpio

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Couldn’t agree more, NV

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I think some fiction books are Geminis, but not all

cigarette - cancer

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HAHAHAA

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Also Kermit isn’t inanimate

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Desk fan = Aquarius

Libra

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This makes you look like a drug dealer

Big fans are Geminis though cause they’re total BASTARDS

It’s flour.

Honest

:smirk:

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Magnets are Ophiuchus because they aren’t real

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Or possibly Sagittarius…

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Hmmm, could be. Met a couple of Sagittariuseseses who were terrible tbf

Shit waistcoats - Virgo

can’t believe I have made this joke

Mate…

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pisces
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Libra