hope he dies and its really painful

“no, c3p0 you have to go in the lava now. no, your pain circuits have to stay activated. we’ve been over this. now get in…slowly”

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Hope this one finally explains how 3PO got his red arm

Yes I KNOW there’s a comic that already does this, leave my weak satire about nerd demands alone OKAY

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Fully with you on this - one of the distressing things about this new trilogy is the lack of R2. He pops up in the latest trailer at least this time!

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Who says it is Kylo wearing the helmet, or even restoring it, eh?

Fanboys of Ren confirmed.

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So Rose is finally in a trailer and… it’s one shot, and all the shots of the-gang don’t include her. Hmm.

I’m quite concerned they’ll send her off on a mission at the start of the film and you won’t see her till the end. Basically that they’ll limit her screentime as much as possible.

I think this too - she will be either ‘at base’ and involved in helping the plot move along, then be ‘helping to prepare things’ off-screen a lot.

I don’t think it’s a reaction to appease the section of the fanbase which maligned the character and harassed the Tran, but the film has to focus on Rey/Kylo while tying up the saga as a whole, so perhaps giving Rose a ‘full part’ was probably not high on the agenda?

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Halloween is coming up!

She might die returning to her home planet?

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I think the only way I would maybe be into Rose being sidelined is if its to allow Finn and Poe to kiss and the end-credits are them shaggin (each other)

Please give Rose at least something significant to do in the story, even if it’s not a lot of screen time. Sorta like a Lando in RotJ role. She’s done enough Having A Word with Finn and deserves a win of her own.

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They should do a R-rated short film where Rose and Finn track down Benicio del Toro’s character from Last Jedi and enact brutal revenge

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Rose died on the way back to her home planet

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Ah fuck I didn’t see this

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I hope it was that he had to help a Bantha give birth and no one thought to clean up after.

I want a good few fights, both with lightsabers and in the space fighters, possibly the surprise return of darth vader or palpatine, comedy restricted to ONE character, light on the bullshit romance stuff, decent variety of planets (woodland, snow planet, and sea/magma planet would be good) and some good training montages.

if these conditions are satisfied, I may pirate it.

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also, bold prediction here:

the jedis will win.