Star Wars Episode VIII: The Last Jedi (I'm not even on StarWarsBook, mate)

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#2361

Yeah the idea that the Force is kind neither good nor bad but it depends on the person using it makes a lot more sense than there being a ‘good side’ and a ‘bad side’.

I also quite liked Kylo Ren’s ‘burn it down, burn it all down’ philosophy. Kind of made sense!


#2362

George Lucas has vanished. In his absence, the sinister DISNEY has risen from the ashes of Lucas film and will not rest until The Star Wars franchise has been destroyed.

With the support of the REPUBLIC, @ttf leads a brave RESISTANCE. She is desperate to find Lucas and gain his help in restoring peace and justice to the galaxy.

Ttf has sent her most daring pilot on a secret mission to Jakku, where an old ally has discovered a clue to George lucas’ whereabouts….


#2363

I’m a him, not that I mind, just clarifying, didn’t want to get to 400 posts either so can a mod delete one of my posts at random


#2364

Help us TTF, you’re our only hope


#2365

I was too lazy to change it all :sweat_smile:


#2366

it’s also wildly unrealistic, as if stories exist in a vacuum


#2367

A lot of Star Wars occurs in a vacuum


#2368

On screen, yes :wink:


#2369

Can I play chewie? But chewie when he actually did stuff and wasn’t some cynical piece of Disney furniture. And I’ll eat a porg. I’ll eat a hundred porgs!


#2370

‘Cynical piece of Disney furniture’ - as if the original films weren’t chockful of merchandising waiting to happen.


#2371

Ewocks were someone’s heartfelt creative vision, definitely not an extremely focus-grouped Frankenstein’s monster of everything marketable to children.


#2372

Chewbacca never did anything before tbh


#2373

:open_mouth:


#2374
  • ewoks
  • porgs

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#2375


#2376

ewok anecdote, when I was a kind my parents put my beloved wicket the ewok figure on my birthday cake, I cried because it was too close to the flames. this is how TLJ made me feel


#2377

This thread, but Porgs instead of Jar Jar


#2378

blocked by channel 4 in the uk. I like both porgs and jar jar


#2379

No way ! FS


#2380

This was the main line I was after