It certainly worked for The Simpsons
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Wait ā¦Rey & Finn are gonna have a babby & the babby will pop out in the final scene and be the last Jedi & episode IX will be The Last Jedi Rises
he was so annoying that dinosaur, such a goody-two shoes, clean-living and unrealistically positive bellend if I remember correctly.
Spoiler alert: thereās fuck-all Jedis in Episode IX
Luke figures out that Reyās a bit forcey, so he kills he because he wants to be The Last Jedi.
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He.
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Rogues One was great. I expected nothing and got everything. SWOON.
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insert Brexit joke here 
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We find out that Rey is the LAST. The LAST in her year at appreciating Mark Hammillās acting ability, just thinks heās a bit shit.
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Knew Rian Johnson was destined for big things after seeing Brick for the first time, still blows my mind that itās actual Star Wars though. So hyped for this.
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Like the Marvel films, Iām 100% not bothered by this but will definitely end up watching it somehow.
Predicting: Lukeās solitude has turned him nasty, becomes a sith, Rey is now THE LAST JEDI. Also Leia obviously has to die too which isā¦ fortunate i suppose, in a way
Rey finds out that Luke is actually her father after he chops her hand/boob off in combat.
Has anyone ever told you that Brick isnāt good?
Yeah, lots of people say it to me on here semi-regularly actually.
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think production was pushed back by quite a bit so that probably has something to do with it?
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think they wrapped before carrie died? she was doing reshoots until she flew home for christmas 
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will be going to see this before christmas (as i had to do for rugoe one) so no penoids spoil it for me
Yeah I meant Rey canāt be THE LAST JEDI if Leia is still alive, so she was probably scripted to die anyway.
She was never a Jedi. You need to train to be one. Kylo isnāt yet and nor is Ray.
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saw someone else on the internet say that jedi can also be plural so there might still be loads of the fuckers left
is this right? @meths
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