saw someone else on the internet say that jedi can also be plural so there might still be loads of the fuckers left

is this right? @meths

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Rey is not Luke’s daughter she is Leia’s daughter but she will become a Jedi under Uncle Luke’s training

That is true actually but there’s no ā€œof theā€ in the title?

Not sure it matters whose she is, I just mean Jedi is more than having Force ability

Where’s the human interest in that ThreoPO?

Rey is Leia & Han’s daughter ie Kylo Ren’s sister and she will turn him from the Dark Side in episode IX - possibly recruiting Captian Phasma along the way

If the plural of jedi is jedi, then ā€˜the last jedi’ could be referring to thousands of jedi?

so the jedi knew that internal affairs was setting them up?

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if u seperate jedi u get jed i, ie the oldest jedward = the last the only #justayin

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I think this is my favourite dissism ever. Rare, subtley used and non cliquey.

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I assumed it was just a net-wide Simpsons reference?

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Possible source of origin yeah.

Alright, Mr. Alternative Facts :wink:

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Such a fan, can’t wait.

This is one of the few occasions where I sense sincerity in one of your posts.

Such a fan, can’t wait

FO,M

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Sat-nav? Mate, the Star Wars films are set ā€œA long time agoā€. You reckon sat-nav was invented back then? Dream on.

They had satellites. They had targeting computers. Sellotape those together and there you go: a TaunTaun.

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I like the title - it’s evocative, ambiguous and the red font is foreboding. Bring on the first trailer (most likely released SW Celebration 2017 in April).

Imagine if the original story was to have Leia as the last Jedi :open_mouth: :pensive: still, as mentioned above, she isn’t technically trained to be one, although I refuse to believe there wouldn’t of been an instance during this new trilogy where she’d use the Force in some capacity.

I think Luke might of been slated to die in Episode 8 until real life events took over at Christmas, so I’m of a mind to think the title refers to at least two (or more) people.

Twist: Snoke tempts Rey over to the Dark Side, pissed off Kylo Ren sees his folly and joins forces with Uncle Luke - cue Episode 9…

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