Alright, Dame Shirley

(Horrible feeling I’ve Wolfcastled myself)

I’ve been to Romania a few times, and they have plastic money there. The texture of these seems a bit different from that though. Idk, I’m sure we’ll all get used to it.

:smiley: okay, now THAT is in my head.

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New DiS, new fivers.

Are we allowed to get indignant if we are handed oldfivers in change?

Feels fucking horrible when you want to fold them up cos they dont stay in place. I’m refusing to use mine out of spite.

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im the ohgood of fivers

i haven’t touched one yet but the recent scottish fivers made me feel weird

Were they plastic aswell? I have a video of me scrunching one up but dis wont upload vids. It makes everything seem so unnatural and fake and weird. I feel like i finally know what my nan and gdad felt like when floppy disks were invented.

I remember getting a plastic fiver in Northern Ireland about fifteen years ago. It had a picture of the space shuttle on it that made me feel like we are all heading into a bright new space age future of hope and cooperation.

Can’t believe your stupid Brexit country has taken this long to catch up.

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WAITER: how would you like to pay the bill sir

RADAGAST: Bro I’m paying plastic, cuz

WAITER: very good sir (gets out card reader)

RADAGAST: ER bah pal meant five rd cause they’re plastic

WAITER: sake

STAY TUNEDBFOR MORE FROM NEWZOIDS

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I always end up too poor to hold on to any plastic NI fivers. At least I’ve still got my George Best one …somewhere

i don’t understand


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you edited this post while i was watching the (now first) video and it stopped playing :rage:

EDIT: thank you for the second link though. :thumbsup:

hahahahaha. YES @overthehill

i simply HAD to add the one about security features, sorry

have this as an apology

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aye

Ugh his voice is so annoying. Cant get past it.

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[stares at screen, shoulders hunched slightly]

I LASTED TEN SECONDS BEFORE I HAD TO TURN IT OFF.