State pension age

theo
balonz
diamondspadedeath
killtherich
fuckoffoldcunts

#1

gunna be 70 for anyone currently under 30, probs

Obviously won’t matter as there won’t be a structured human society by then but it’s another thing to get angry at old people for/about


#2

I really need to sort out my pension…


#3

Like, I haven’t even started one yet.

What’s the rule of thumb? Half your age when you start paying into it as a percentage of your take home pay?

Good job I’m still only 28…


#4

pension’s not going to exist by the time we’re old. it’s fine

except saps obviously


#5

I have about £8k in mine at the moment


#6

I have two. I don’t understand either of them. In fact, I think maybe I have three as work closed one and opened another. Fuck knows.

As if I’ll ever be able to retire, though.


#7

yeah I’ve got 2 and don’t have a clue what’s going on with them. It’s a 2017 job for me and the missus to get along to an IFA and get some advice regarding pensions, a will, long term savings for the kids etc.

Boorrrriiingg


#8

i’m banking on us all being dead before i’d need to claim a pension. or at least, the financial system collapsing in its entirety.

either way, i’ll be quids in.


#9

I don’t think anyone in my family has ever lived past 70 so I don’t think I’ll bother putting too much away for it actually


#10

:disappointed_relieved:


#11

I’m just having kids and leaving them to sort me out. I’ll just move in with them ¯_(ツ)_/¯


#12

Life expectancy where I am means I can look forward to a solid 2 years of happy retirement then.


#13

Boohoo I don’t want to work in my 70s. Shouldn’t have been born in the 90s then you prick!


#14

Burn’s Night, mate. You could have one of your rank sandwiches to celebrate.


#15

it’ll probably have gone cold by then


#16

My birfday innit. I think my heart will be too full of cholesterol at that age to even dream of ever eating a delicious Deeney’s haggis toastie, more information can be found here.


#17

ooooh tell us about the 70s again you boring old cunt


#18

Imagine how different the employment landscape will be then. Workplaces will be a complete robot-fest, it doesn’t bear thinking about retirement ages in 2017.


#19

It’s my mate Dave’s birthday too!


#20

He sounds great!