Stationery

As an adult, how much stationery do you have handy at home?

  • Blank paper
  • Pencils
  • Pens (blue / black)
  • Pens (not blue / black)
  • Rubbers
  • Highlighter
  • Permanent markers
  • Colored pencils or markers
  • Correction tape / fluid / Liquid Paper
  • Mechanical pencil and spare leads
  • Notebooks, ruled paper, binder books
  • Ruler
  • Sticky tape + dispenser / glue
  • Bulldog / Fold back clips
  • Stapler and staples
  • Rubber bands
  • Paper clips
  • Hole punch
  • Drawing pins
  • Plastic / storage pockets
  • Manila / Arch folders
  • Filing trays
  • Sticky labels for addressing or filing
  • Post-Its / yellow stickies
  • Index cards
  • Label maker and spare tape
  • Scissors / guillotine
  • Box cutter / utility knife / Stanley knife
  • Printer
  • Tissues
  • KY Jelly
  • Postage stamps
  • Chip & PIN machine
  • Envelopes
  • Rubber stamps
  • Laminator and spare pouches
  • Calendar, wall planner
  • Desk pad
  • Mouse mat
  • Blu-tack / green tack
  • Whiteboard / dry erase markers
  • Whiteboard eraser and cleaning fluid
  • Protractor
  • Set square
  • Regular calculator
  • Scientific calculator
  • Tattoo gun
  • Compass / pair of compasses (circles / navigation)
  • Triangle ruler
  • Other (please describe)

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I put a stationery order at work in November but they decided it was too expensive to send it to my outpost. My boss was to bring it next time we met. We have not met. I do not have my stationery.

What do you make of this story?

'er indoors has a drawer.

I don’t have a need for it, generally. I’m largely paper-free.

Absolutely loads. Lied a bit about the chip and pin reader - we have a Square device. Same thing basically though right?

Way, way too much

Hi largely paper-free, I’m dad

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Between this and the vegetarianism (I’m a vegetarian now) I’m pretty sure I’m morally superior to everyone but the vegans.

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Where the fuck have you been for the last 15 years, you fucking cunt

And non-penoids

Out buying stationery

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That’s not a moral issue per se

what’s a desk pad

i could look this up but im not going to

Maybe there’s mileage in a DiS pen pals scheme!

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Don’t let me sign up to this no matter how much I beg, I’d only end up writing “fuck off” in tiny letters in the middle of some very elaborate stationery.

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Dear Epimer,

Further to my comment on community.drownedinsound.com, I would like to state again, in writing, fuck you.

Yours sincerely,

Timothy S. Funkhouser

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Could have sent a homing pigeon to my aviary.

Amateurish.

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I would pay you for this information, and any further information on the mailing of live owls.

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Do you see why I don’t participate in Secret Santa now

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  • Desk Pad
  • Pesk Dad

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Was the ky jelly and the tissues a bit? :thinking: