#3

'er indoors has a drawer.

I don’t have a need for it, generally. I’m largely paper-free.

#4

Absolutely loads. Lied a bit about the chip and pin reader - we have a Square device. Same thing basically though right?

#5

Way, way too much

#6

Hi largely paper-free, I’m dad

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#7

Between this and the vegetarianism (I’m a vegetarian now) I’m pretty sure I’m morally superior to everyone but the vegans.

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#8

Where the fuck have you been for the last 15 years, you fucking cunt

#9

And non-penoids

#10

Out buying stationery

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#11

That’s not a moral issue per se

#13

what’s a desk pad

i could look this up but im not going to

#15

Maybe there’s mileage in a DiS pen pals scheme!

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#16

Don’t let me sign up to this no matter how much I beg, I’d only end up writing “fuck off” in tiny letters in the middle of some very elaborate stationery.

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#17

Dear Epimer,

Further to my comment on community.drownedinsound.com, I would like to state again, in writing, fuck you.

Yours sincerely,

Timothy S. Funkhouser

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#20

Could have sent a homing pigeon to my aviary.

Amateurish.

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#21

I would pay you for this information, and any further information on the mailing of live owls.

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#23

Do you see why I don’t participate in Secret Santa now

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#24

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  • Desk Pad
  • Pesk Dad

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#25

Was the ky jelly and the tissues a bit? :thinking:

#26

KY Jelly is not stationery.

But a penis.

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#27

They can be used for masturbation