#2

I put a stationery order at work in November but they decided it was too expensive to send it to my outpost. My boss was to bring it next time we met. We have not met. I do not have my stationery.

What do you make of this story?

#3

'er indoors has a drawer.

I don’t have a need for it, generally. I’m largely paper-free.

#4

Absolutely loads. Lied a bit about the chip and pin reader - we have a Square device. Same thing basically though right?

#5

Way, way too much

#6

Hi largely paper-free, I’m dad

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#7

Between this and the vegetarianism (I’m a vegetarian now) I’m pretty sure I’m morally superior to everyone but the vegans.

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#8

Where the fuck have you been for the last 15 years, you fucking cunt

#9

And non-penoids

#10

Out buying stationery

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#11

That’s not a moral issue per se

#13

what’s a desk pad

i could look this up but im not going to

#15

Maybe there’s mileage in a DiS pen pals scheme!

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#16

Don’t let me sign up to this no matter how much I beg, I’d only end up writing “fuck off” in tiny letters in the middle of some very elaborate stationery.

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#17

Dear Epimer,

Further to my comment on community.drownedinsound.com, I would like to state again, in writing, fuck you.

Yours sincerely,

Timothy S. Funkhouser

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#20

Could have sent a homing pigeon to my aviary.

Amateurish.

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#21

I would pay you for this information, and any further information on the mailing of live owls.

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#23

Do you see why I don’t participate in Secret Santa now

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#24

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  • Desk Pad
  • Pesk Dad

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#25

Was the ky jelly and the tissues a bit? :thinking:

#26

KY Jelly is not stationery.

But a penis.

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