Steak

Hi there friends. I’d like to take anyone who wants to out for a steak, just, you know, because. (Vegetarians/vegans also welcome but will need to make your own polls and decisions I’m afraid)

Firstly, what steak you havin’?

  • Rump
  • Sirloin
  • Ribeye
  • T-bone
  • Fillet
  • Other

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And how you having that cooked?

  • Well done
  • Medium well
  • Medium
  • Medium rare
  • Rare
  • Blue

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Sauce?

  • Peppercorn
  • Diane
  • Bearnaise
  • Garlic butter
  • None
  • Other

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What potatoes can I get you?

  • Chunky chips
  • Fries
  • Sweet potato fries
  • Wedges
  • Jacket potato
  • Mash
  • Sauté
  • New potatoes
  • Roast potatoes

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Choose a few sides if you like too

  • Peas
  • Onion rings
  • Fried onion
  • Mushrooms
  • Corn on the cob
  • Other veg
  • Salad
  • Other

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Anything from the bar to wash that down?

  • Red wine
  • White wine
  • Beer/lager
  • Cider
  • Prosecco/champagne
  • Fizzy soft drink
  • Cocktail
  • Water
  • Other

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Tuck in!

I really enjoy to eat “steak” with peppercorn sauce, fries (skinny), peas and mushrooms. I just love to eat that.

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Snap

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You and me both Ant. One of life’s true indulgent pleasures.

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Loads of seasoning on the steak too. That’s essential.

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Thank you Funky, was delicious

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a butcher tried to bet me £50 that i couldn’t reach the cuts of meat he kept on the top shelf

i said no the steaks are too high

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Mushroom sauce please and dauphinois potatoes. Thanks for including onion rings.

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I always have, I always do, and I always will.

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can i have a chateaubriand medium rare please funkman?

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had a steak feast the other night

cheap ribeye from sainos (marked down, was about £3:50 for a big steak)

had it with mccaain homefries, made a sauce with double cream and grain mustard. Was delicious but if I was doing it again i’d have cooked some fried onions and made them part of the sauce

surprised not to see Dauphinoise on the potato list

Fuck off mate I’m not a billionaire.

Yes

the lord giveth and the lord taketh away

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How you cookin’ your steaks GT?

That’s because I forgot them. I’d have chosen them too.

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Theres a green sauce they make at Relais DEntrecote that is absolutely incredible, I could bathe in that. Always failed in my attempts to recreate it.

did it on my cast iron skillet - medium rare. then rested the steak whilst i did the sauce in the same pan

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If someone says to me “would you like a steak but you are not allowed peppercorn sauce with it” I would reply with “no thank you, I’ll have something else instead”

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An opportunity for this again…

Oh, a steak joke. That’s a rare medium. Well done!

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