Stock your own vending machine 🧃

6 drinks, can inc booze
3 crisps
1 misc. nut/crisp adjacent
2 sweets
4 chocolate bars*
1 biscuit product
1 mint or gum or similar
1 deviant choice (this is where you might find a rustlers or ginsters but it can be anything)

*pls note i have bent the rules to inc an ice cream bar here, pls do play fast and loose with the rules too

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Drinks

Coke zero
Melon chupa chups
Peach iced tea
m&s pina
Cava
Thatchers

Crisps
Tangy toms (or tomato snaps)
Paprika walkers max
S&v squares

misc. nut/crisp adjacent
Pretzels

Sweets
Parma violets
Werthers

chocolate
Wispa
Daim
Mister Choc (hazlenut)
Mars ICE CREAM (just changed the rules)

1 biscuit product
Biscoff

1 mint or gum or similar
No thanks

1 deviant choice
M&s marinated anchovies

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6 Drinks
Rio
Irn Bru
Devon Red cider
Salcombe Brewery Pale Ale
Coca Cola
G&T can

3 Crisps
Salt & Vinegar Squares
Burts Firecracker Lobster
Lightly Salted Kettle Chips

1 misc. nut etc
Pork scratchings

2 sweets
Jelly Tots
Fruitella

4 Chocolate bars
Boost
Double Decker
Snickers
Wispa Gold

1 Biscuit product
Little pack of custard creams

1 mint or gum etc
Trebor softmints (spearmint)

1 deviant product
Ivor Dewdney pasty (hot)

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Drinks - Ting, irn-rbu, san pelle the blood orange one, stella, budweiser, guinness
Crisps - Kettle salted, s&v squares, max paprika. Misc - bombay mix
Fruit pastilles now they’re veegz. Umm unsure on a second so let’s go for colin the caterpillars.
Chocco - Frys with mint, dark Bounty, Bourneville, vegan Chocolonely.
Biscuit product - Idk, an entire pack of ginger nuts.
Tic tacs, classic.
Deviant choice - foldable umbrella.

My vending machine also has a functioning clock at all times and if possible local weather/travel updates.

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S&V squares cleaning up here.

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Drinks
Cherry Coke
Pepsi Max
Irn Bru
Vimto
Rubicon mango
Ting

Crisps
Salt and vinegar Kettle Chips
Ready Salted Walkers
Sweet Chilli Sensations

Crisp adjacent
Pork scratchings (any brand)

Sweets
Tooty Frooties
Percy Pigs

Chocolate
Twirl
Twix
Crunchie
Dairy Milk

Biscuit
Biscoff

Mint or etc
Airwaves

Deviant option
Greggs Sausage Roll (hot)

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Not a big sweets fan but tooty frooties :star_struck:

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Drinks
Vimto
Blue Rubicon
Steady rolling man
Guiness
Pinot grigio
Triple Kracken and Coke

Crisps
Flaming hot monster munch
Nice and spicy Nik Naks
M&S cheese and jalepeno mix

misc. nut/crisp adjacent
Snyders jalepeno pretzel pieces

Sweets
Haribo Star mix
Jelly belly jelly beans

chocolate
Snickers
A big purple one out of quality streets
dairy milk jelly bean and popping candy
Frys turkish delight

1 biscuit product
Jaffa cakes

1 mint or gum or similar
Humbugs

1 deviant choice
Greggs sausage cheese and bean melt - hot

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oh fuck yeah this is a great shout

Great thread

6 Drinks
Coke Zero
Rio
Thatchers Gold
Fentimans ginger beer
Black Tea
Moretti

3 Crisps
Beef Monster Munch
Max chicken wings
Rib n saucy NikNaks

1 misc. nut etc
Pork Scratchings

2 sweets
Wine Gums
Sherbet Lemons

4 Chocolate bars
Twix
Double Decker
Dairy Milk Daim
Caramac

1 Biscuit product
Caramel Digestive

1 mint or gum etc
TicTacs

1 deviant product
Scotch Egg with a runny yolk

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King of crisps

Had to omit from mine for my own good

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Wish we all worked as vending machine stockists

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Asked a vending machine stockist how he liked his job once
said there was a lot of change

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@kermitwormit already has access to the ideal one

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Why would you spoil a lovely thread with this absolute disgrace.

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And I’d do it again!

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6 drinks,
Pepsi Max
Coke
Diet Coke
McDaids Soccer Special
Barr Cream Soda
Maine Brown Lemonade

3 crisps
Tayto (NI) Cheese & Onion
Doritos Chili Heatwave
Pringles BBQ

1 misc. nut/crisp adjacent
Cashews

2 sweets
Minstrels
Chocolate m&ms

4 chocolate bars*
Ripple
Mars
Galaxy
Milka with daim

1 biscuit product
Cadburys Snack

1 mint or gum or similar
Polo

1 deviant choice
Brownies

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Tangent but do you know what crisp adjacent snack I’m enjoying- the green (sour cream?) Sunbites.

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Drinks

  • Fritz-kola
  • Fanta (USA)
  • Lemon Sanpellegrino (pre-levy sugar content)
  • Budweiser Budvar Czech Lager
  • Disco Forklift Truck Mango Pale Ale
  • Bombay Sapphire Gin and Tonic pre-mixed can

Crisps

  • Walkers Ready Salted
  • Pringles Texas BBQ Sauce
  • Pipers Kirkby Malham Chorizo

Misc. Nut/Crisp Adjacent

  • Whole Foods Keto Energy Nut Blend (USA)

Sweets

  • Randoms
  • Swedish Fish (USA)

Chocolate

  • Wispa Gold
  • Kinder Bueno
  • Tony’s Chocolonely Dark Almond Sea Salt
  • Freddo

Biscuit Product

  • Biscoff

Mint or Gum or Similar

No thanks

Deviant Product

  • Slow Roasted Fridge Raiders
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Might get a Fritz-cola from Bold Street Coffee on the way back from work now, absolutely wipes the floor with other ethical colas