They’re always drinking rum in the navy, I’m not into it enough I don’t think
I love the sea. I was in it last week and will probably be in it again next week. It de-stresses me and makes me feel calm.
oh look, another sea stooge
I bet a fucking sea stooge is a real animal as well innit. Some slimy little fucking bellend called a “sea stooge”. I can just picture the little dickhead.
My feet. In the sea. Ground breaking photography I know.
I am neither a dickhead or a bellend, Sir.
You are charming. If you were a sea creature I think you’d be a proper fucking prick though
definitely have tentacles. Would love tentacles.
I don’t think you’re charming any more
Tentacles is a bit much.
I’d be happy with twotacles.
Mariana Trench is deeper than the height of Mount Everest by 7000 feet.
oh now we’re talking!
The Atlantic Ocean is a proper cunt
I consider this to be ‘under the sea’ rather than ‘at sea’
Ohhh shitttttt