They’re always drinking rum in the navy, I’m not into it enough I don’t think

I love the sea. I was in it last week and will probably be in it again next week. It de-stresses me and makes me feel calm.

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oh look, another sea stooge

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I bet a fucking sea stooge is a real animal as well innit. Some slimy little fucking bellend called a “sea stooge”. I can just picture the little dickhead.

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My feet. In the sea. Ground breaking photography I know.

I am neither a dickhead or a bellend, Sir.

You are charming. If you were a sea creature I think you’d be a proper fucking prick though

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definitely have tentacles. Would love tentacles.

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I don’t think you’re charming any more

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Tentacles is a bit much.

I’d be happy with twotacles.

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Mariana Trench is deeper than the height of Mount Everest by 7000 feet.

oh now we’re talking!

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The Atlantic Ocean is a proper cunt

I consider this to be ‘under the sea’ rather than ‘at sea’

Ohhh shitttttt

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