A guy I work with said he’s never had food poisoning in his life. I even asked him to clarify and said “so you’ve never once had diarrhoea or vomiting or nausea caused by something you’ve eaten?” and he said no, never. He’s 37.
I’ve earmarked him as an absolute sociopath and I’m just going to keep my distance. What would you even gain from that sort of lie? At least say you’re good at karate or something.
Two lads who legged it from a mandatory drugs test after crashing a ride on lawnmower saying they had to get home urgently as one of their girlfriends was scared
The worst food poisoning I’ve had has been from a sweaty cheese sandwich I left in a car overnight and was like oh cool a cheese sandwich. Violently ill for DAYS.
Once worked with a guy who claimed to have previously been a semi-pro footballer when asked to play 5-a-side. Our standard was low and he was by some margin the worst player there. Very odd lie.
Worst I’ve ever had was off a chicken burger from a takeaway place.
I’ll blur this as its a bit hanging…
Stomach cramps within an hour, bedridden within two. So much stuff came out of me that I blocked the toilet and was too ill to sort it out. Eventually I was just passing clear fluid out of my ass which smelt of rotten fish, into a bucket in the kitchen. Had to buy a new mattress.