Stuff falling on you from the sky

I was just standing on the train station platform, when I felt something on my arm. I looked down and it looked like someone had spat on me with some thick spit. I thought that was gross, then looked around me… On my own on a train platform with nothing within about 15 metres of me, so no way it came from a human.

Anyway, I touched it and it had a lightly-phlegmy spit texture. What the fuck? It’s night time, so it’s not a bird. Do bats have weird piss or something? Was totally translucent, zero contents to the stuff, just stuff.

Fucking shit.

seagull cum

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Nah that’s not my style

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I prefer this explanation

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I put my nose to it and gave it a smell.

Got nothing so I put it closer and snorted like it was the cocaine.

Still nothing. Whatever it was, it had no smell. Just like ghosts.

Terrible!

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“Ghost Cassandra… from this height… you could really hock a loogie”

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I’d take it to the lab, run some tests if I were you.

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Once had someone throw washing powder over me from an upstairs window. It was an Ariel assault.

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This reminds me of the time I spat out a load of phlegm out of a train window at night.

You’ve been on top form this week, KW

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