I was just standing on the train station platform, when I felt something on my arm. I looked down and it looked like someone had spat on me with some thick spit. I thought that was gross, then looked around me… On my own on a train platform with nothing within about 15 metres of me, so no way it came from a human.
Anyway, I touched it and it had a lightly-phlegmy spit texture. What the fuck? It’s night time, so it’s not a bird. Do bats have weird piss or something? Was totally translucent, zero contents to the stuff, just stuff.