Stuff that your Mums have very strong, negative opinions about

My Mum cannot stand Andrew Lloyd-Webber.

She behaves as if she’s got a slug crawling across her face any time she sees him on the telly. It’s dead funny.

She also cannot touch foam or sponges.

Cheers.

  • Nicola Sturgeon
  • the Dutch

Think that’s it.

Di was murdered, I should get a job in marketing, I should date a greek girl

Hates and I mean fucking hates Michael Douglas.

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Hates bath bombs. “They give you thrush”.

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Neighbours having barbecues. If I go round in the summer I pretty much get a full update on which “bloody morons” in the vicinity have recently had one.

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Swearing
Margaret Thatcher
Morrissey

Any spice in any food.

She’s not a ‘ugh forrin muck’ type, but she cannot stand anything spicy and will feel physically ill at just the smell of curry.

I like swearing but would agree with your mum on the other two.

Being served cold tomato soup in Spain.

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I’m with her tbf. Don’t know what the fuck they’re thinking with that bullshit

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Although, conversely:

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My dad.

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You are not my mum.

She had it once, 30 years ago, and still brings it up.

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During my childhood, my mum used to lead us all in a chant of ‘GREASY BOB! GREASY BOB!’ whenever Bob Monkhouse was on tv.

He’s dead now.

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Always says she hates baked beans but I think she’s just doing a bit

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Same here. It’s mostly my swearing that she dislikes

Does your Mum have a lot of good bits?

Conversely my mother makes a cold cucumber soup which my wife always says (not to her) is the worst thing that she has ever had to eat.

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Reeves & Mortimer (aka “The Stupid Two”)
“They’re no Morcambe & Wise”.