Apologies for the sort of rebooted thread.
Because I’ve moved house I’ve got my haul of unsold books back. For the uninitiated, a few years back I was bored some wrote some ‘poems’, and they led to me writing this book.
If you’d like one, for a tenner I’ll post it along with some postcards with very similar content.
Thanks again for everyone’s support in the first place, you’re good people.
Also, now I’m in a house I can finally get the audiobook. Additional thanks to everyone who’s offered help with that - if you’re still interested please PM me and we’ll put a nice thing together 
Thanks.
. Would make an excellent Xmas present DiScrew!