Stupid recent injuries


#1

On Saturday morning I tripped over the top stair/my Stormtrooper slippers and quite badly twisted my (already a bit fucked) knee.

You?


#2

I bruised my forehead yesterday removing a pedal from my bike. I can’t wait for it to appear. It hurts.


#3

Did you smack yourself in the head with the pedal?


#4

Were you wearing storm trooper slippers too?


#5

and/or were in a rush because you quite badly needed a poo?


#6

I was using such force to get it off that when it finally gave way, I headbutted the stand the bike was on :+1:


#7

Imagine having to get out of your cycling leotard in the throes of a poo panic…


#8

It’s a shame there wasn’t an easyJet steward around to make you wear your helmet.


#9

I had to do that this morning. Great times.


#10

another pedal related injury: foot slipped off and i mashed my shin into it. quite painful.


#11

Burnt my arm on the steam from the mokka pot yesterday morning. Was going to post a photo but it’s a bit grim.


#12

When drunkenly washing sick off myself on Saturday evening, I fell over in the shower. I now havs a lovely purple bruise on my lip, a cut inside my lip, an invisible bruise on my nose and a lump on my knee. The lip bite was the only thing I remembered at all from a 2 hour blackout because it was so painful.


#13

Someone walked into the TRX at the gym and it swang back and the metal bit hit me directly on the forehead and caused quite a bruise.


#14

Walked into a desk while holding a bag with the plastic tub that had my lunch in; now have tupperware shaped bruise on thigh