Put a spoon in an open bottle of sparkling wine (or similar) to “keep the fizz”
Post on DiS
Believe horoscopes / mediums / clairvoyants
go to work and buy a house and start a family and die
Say “could care less”
brainy people are often emotionally unintelligent and vice versa
V good point
Believe in God.
Put ketchup in the fridge.
Chocolate belongs in the fridge, who wants half melted room temperature chocolate?
Ahhh it’s too late in the day for this I need some sleep
Chocolate shouldn’t melt at room temperature. In the fridge it goes all hard and flavourless. Weird.
Watch reality TV and soaps
If chocolate melts at room temperature your heating is on far too high!
My friend is very smart but he doesn’t own a bin
Killer Mike appearing in an NRA video
Engage in petty gossip