Stupid Things You've Done Lately


#1

Rearranged a cactus but used my oven gloves because ya know didn’t wanna prick my fingers.

Since found out that my oven gloves are now absolutely full of cacti pins and I keep pricking my fingers whilst using my oven gloves.


#2

Yesterday I did the whole “where are my glasses thing” while I was actually wearing them


#3

Regularly do that. Especially when it’s sunnies and they’re on my head.

WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY SHADES

errrr never mind


#4

i have two pairs and i quite frequently go to put a pair on, only to realise that i’m already wearing the other pair.


#5

Not that recent but your OP reminded me of the time I put oven gloves on to open the freezer


#6

Freezer burn is serious business


#7

Love this.

Tried to use apple pay to open the work door a little while ago. Managed to stop myself and there was no one around thank the lord.


#8

Am forever trying to get into work using my tube pass or vice versa.


#9

Spent an hour spectacularly and profanely losing my mind while trying to hang some flat pack wardrobe doors. I was about ten seconds from smashing the whole thing to bits in a fit of rage when Mrs Scorpio pointed out that I’d put one of the shelves in backwards which was pushing them out of line.


#10

Forever doing stupid things with my cacti. Knocked one over and tried to catch it a while ago. Bad.

Have also reached out to catch a frying pan that was on the heat and slipped off the hob :grimacing: obvs because I’m a total wizard I caught it by the handle but yeah… could have ended very badly.


#11

I push up my glasses when I’m not wearing them


Things you have been slow to realise
#12


#13

I regularly blow on cold things before I put them in my mouth.


#14

Not particularly recently but I once showed the bus driver my ID when getting on


#15

used to say ‘thank you’ to the self serve checkouts probably about 25% of the time in the UK. kind of glad they don’t have them here.


#16

I think I say ‘goodbye’ to them about 90% of the time


#17

I’m always trying to use my Oyster card to get through doors at work instead of my actual work pass.


#18

It’s not a particularly stupid thing (more clumsy I suppose) but you feel like a complete fool if you’re looking at your phone in bed and drop it on your face.


#19

posting in the jordan peterson thread


#20

staying up until like midday Sunday on bad things