Stupid Things You've Done Lately

Rearranged a cactus but used my oven gloves because ya know didn’t wanna prick my fingers.

Since found out that my oven gloves are now absolutely full of cacti pins and I keep pricking my fingers whilst using my oven gloves.

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Yesterday I did the whole “where are my glasses thing” while I was actually wearing them

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Regularly do that. Especially when it’s sunnies and they’re on my head.

WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY SHADES

errrr never mind

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Not that recent but your OP reminded me of the time I put oven gloves on to open the freezer

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Freezer burn is serious business

Love this.

Tried to use apple pay to open the work door a little while ago. Managed to stop myself and there was no one around thank the lord.

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Am forever trying to get into work using my tube pass or vice versa.

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Spent an hour spectacularly and profanely losing my mind while trying to hang some flat pack wardrobe doors. I was about ten seconds from smashing the whole thing to bits in a fit of rage when Mrs Scorpio pointed out that I’d put one of the shelves in backwards which was pushing them out of line.

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Forever doing stupid things with my cacti. Knocked one over and tried to catch it a while ago. Bad.

Have also reached out to catch a frying pan that was on the heat and slipped off the hob :grimacing: obvs because I’m a total wizard I caught it by the handle but yeah… could have ended very badly.

I push up my glasses when I’m not wearing them

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I regularly blow on cold things before I put them in my mouth.

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Not particularly recently but I once showed the bus driver my ID when getting on

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used to say ‘thank you’ to the self serve checkouts probably about 25% of the time in the UK. kind of glad they don’t have them here.

I think I say ‘goodbye’ to them about 90% of the time

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I’m always trying to use my Oyster card to get through doors at work instead of my actual work pass.

It’s not a particularly stupid thing (more clumsy I suppose) but you feel like a complete fool if you’re looking at your phone in bed and drop it on your face.

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staying up until like midday Sunday on bad things

Gone drinking with Ginge and Conlee.

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Got a coffee from the machine at work the other day, picked up a sachet of sugar, ripped it open and proceeded to pour the contents of said sachet straight into the bin.

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