Stupidest Names for Pets

Inspired by these two beauties

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Real ones you’ve encountered or any you’ve just made up. Keep it light eh

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Calling a dog Fire.

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A dog named Bounty Hunter is either brilliant or shit and I honestly don’t know.

Ask about My Son

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you’ve opened with a pretty high bar there ruffdawg, not sure i’ll have much to contribute

or Bomb.

Colon, Carmen, and Ruffers

SAFETY WINK! :wink:

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Used to sponsor a dog called Hugh Grant.

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Don’t like it when people give them boring human names ironically

The dog off the Dambusters. Not naming it here for obvious reasons.

Was that really necessary, even in the “different times, maaan” of the 1940s?

Were they Kasabian fans?

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those names that are given to animals on the kennel club certificates.

Lord Tyranus Juvenile VIII etc

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well known for it’s slacker vernacular, the 40s

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“What colour you say? Why he’s a fucking divine brown”

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Ooh yes. I’ll text my mum later and get some her old horse names, cos that’s a goldmine for that nonsence.

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As far as I’m aware none if his issues were substance-based. He made the news when he got a home:

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Items of clothing don’t seem to suit very well

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My mate had a Yorkie called Duffdale Little Boots when we were growing up.

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I wasn’t around in the 40s so just have to use my imagination to know what the decade was like.

I guess it was well shit but the cheerful bits were just like this.