Suitable humorous phrases to end a joke that begins "a man walks into a bar..."


#1

go!


#2

Ouch


#3

Dammit


#4

…he’s an alcoholic and it’s destroying his family


#5

Mamma Mia!


#6

Javier bardem?


#7

…to use the toilet knowing full well that the lavs are for paying customers. He returns from having a piss and is not accosted by any of the bar staff during his exit.


#8

A man walks into a bar
Orders a scotch and a bottle of coke
But the laughter is gone in his heart
You never told me the end of the joke


#9

…gain booze shop and buys a four pack to take home due to how expensive beer has got in the local pub. The pub shuts down, and the community spirit in the village is noticeably diminished.


#10

and realised he was a horse the moment he saw the silver birch tree sat on his favourite stall.


#11

bers at 6am and still has to fucking queue for a haircut.


#12

“…orders a proper british drink. vote leave.”


#13

orders a craft beer


#14

because you don’t get anywhere in law by rushing


#15

bar bar bar Barbara Ann


#16

and thus concedes the world championship limbo title


#17

that’s a quick way to shoot himself in the foot!


#18

but a legend glides

(voiceover on paco rabane ad)


#19

?


#20

Yeah, or maybe that one where that chap from 300 is putting a shirt on.