Suitable humorous phrases to end a joke that begins "a man walks into a bar..."

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Ouch

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Dammit

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…he’s an alcoholic and it’s destroying his family

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Mamma Mia!

Javier bardem?

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…to use the toilet knowing full well that the lavs are for paying customers. He returns from having a piss and is not accosted by any of the bar staff during his exit.

A man walks into a bar
Orders a scotch and a bottle of coke
But the laughter is gone in his heart
You never told me the end of the joke

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…gain booze shop and buys a four pack to take home due to how expensive beer has got in the local pub. The pub shuts down, and the community spirit in the village is noticeably diminished.

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and realised he was a horse the moment he saw the silver birch tree sat on his favourite stall.

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bers at 6am and still has to fucking queue for a haircut.

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“…orders a proper british drink. vote leave.”

because you don’t get anywhere in law by rushing

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bar bar bar Barbara Ann

and thus concedes the world championship limbo title

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that’s a quick way to shoot himself in the foot!

but a legend glides

(voiceover on paco rabane ad)

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?

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Yeah, or maybe that one where that chap from 300 is putting a shirt on.

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