…he’s an alcoholic and it’s destroying his family
…to use the toilet knowing full well that the lavs are for paying customers. He returns from having a piss and is not accosted by any of the bar staff during his exit.
A man walks into a bar
Orders a scotch and a bottle of coke
But the laughter is gone in his heart
You never told me the end of the joke
…gain booze shop and buys a four pack to take home due to how expensive beer has got in the local pub. The pub shuts down, and the community spirit in the village is noticeably diminished.
and realised he was a horse the moment he saw the silver birch tree sat on his favourite stall.
bers at 6am and still has to fucking queue for a haircut.
“…orders a proper british drink. vote leave.”
orders a craft beer
because you don’t get anywhere in law by rushing
bar bar bar Barbara Ann
and thus concedes the world championship limbo title
that’s a quick way to shoot himself in the foot!
but a legend glides
(voiceover on paco rabane ad)
Yeah, or maybe that one where that chap from 300 is putting a shirt on.