Everyone’s stocking up on tins, I’m stocking up on tin openers.
“Gruel is not only part of a balanced diet, it actually contains all the essential nutrients that you need” Department of Health pamphlet, April 2019
must be fucking exhausting for him to keep this character up all the time
Man of the people
My mate saw him yesterday after the football and shouted obscenities at him, really fortuitous timing for that fucking weapon to appear at a time when you need to let some steam off.
Seems that they’re saying “great, but you haven’t actually addressed most of the things we asked you to addresss about your withdrawal. Lets do that.”
does he mean he’s pissed on his copy
this is unbelievably poor
Beans come with ring pulls these days though.
this post popped up onscreen while my boss was sitting next to me showing me where some new thingamajig is on our system. i couldn’t explain any of it so i didn’t try. i’m now getting an adherence check
don’t worry about it, it’s funny
What’s an adherence check?
he goes, “so if you click here, then go to system entry, you’ll…ahem…why’s your computer swearing?”
‘Must be a virus’
it’s like a black mark on your file for dicking around on the internet. people get them for all sorts, they don’t mean much.
“nonce…peterson? from the 4th floor?”
Good job they don’t do stuff like that where I work!
Imagine being such a dismal boss that you’d report someone for that.