Summer 2018 Brexit Thread

Everyone’s stocking up on tins, I’m stocking up on tin openers.

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“Gruel is not only part of a balanced diet, it actually contains all the essential nutrients that you need” Department of Health pamphlet, April 2019

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must be fucking exhausting for him to keep this character up all the time

Man of the people

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My mate saw him yesterday after the football and shouted obscenities at him, really fortuitous timing for that fucking weapon to appear at a time when you need to let some steam off.

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Seems that they’re saying “great, but you haven’t actually addressed most of the things we asked you to addresss about your withdrawal. Lets do that.”

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does he mean he’s pissed on his copy

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this is unbelievably poor

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Beans come with ring pulls these days though.

I agree with @colinfilth :grey_exclamation:

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this post popped up onscreen while my boss was sitting next to me showing me where some new thingamajig is on our system. i couldn’t explain any of it so i didn’t try. i’m now getting an adherence check :rofl:

don’t worry about it, it’s funny

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What’s an adherence check?

he goes, “so if you click here, then go to system entry, you’ll…ahem…why’s your computer swearing?”

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‘Must be a virus’

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it’s like a black mark on your file for dicking around on the internet. people get them for all sorts, they don’t mean much.

“nonce…peterson? from the 4th floor?”

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Good job they don’t do stuff like that where I work!

Imagine being such a dismal boss that you’d report someone for that.

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