Ban request
Dan Lawrence is going to be such a tricky one for the ‘name all England test players in the last x years’ sporcle quizzes.
Already doesn’t exist
Imagine if Root was hurt, the batting lineup we’d be putting out.
Oh, he’s out. JImmy and Broad better do something similar.
Bairstow has managed to get it to the point that people will suggest a scratchy 29 is proof that he’s worth a spot.
Can’t see either of them hitting 64
Think it’s the alternatives that have got it to that point, rather than Bairstow
Stu’ s still good for the occasional slogged 50, you never know.
Juat seen an Indian Flag with Bhaji Army on it, like that.
It’s a good job we weighed up these conditions and decided that we definitely didn’t want Jimmy and Broad to be using them.
On the plus side, there’s now two hit and giggle tournaments per summer breaking up the first class season, April and September are always the best times to bat anyway. Future looks rosy
That shot by robinson
Wasn’t too far off with my tea prediction
I see we’ve fucked it already.
We started fucking it just after the toss and, despite a brief pause, have fucked it completely for the rest of the day.
Now then everyone, over rates…
If Broad gets a 50 here, ill eat my cricket helmet
Looking safe, though it was close to pitching outside leg?
Wait fuck no that’s plumber than a thing that’s extremely out LBW
Wonder if Bumrah did that no ball on purpose
Last 20 games batting first, how often do we go past 300?
Tests - 9 times. ODIs - 13 times.
Jason Roy recall bandwagon sets off from here guys. Plenty of room incidentally.
Our County Select XI made 220 against this attack (minus Shami). If only the suits gave priority to red ball cricket.
