I’ll level with you, I really hate the bit but I appreciate your commitment to it nonetheless)

If anything, my feet are too brown.

If I could change one thing, it would be to have never done the bit.

I don’t know what time it is because it’s been Gin o’Clock for about six weeks.

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Bras. So diggy and sticky, particularly with no strap versions for all those summer dresses

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Listen to the ground
There is movement all around
There is something goin’ down
And I can feel it

On the waves of the air
There is dancin’ out there
It’s somethin’ we can’t share
We can’t steal it

That sweet city woman
She moved through the light
Controlling my mind and my soul
When you reach out for me, yeah
And the feelin’ is right

Then I get

We know how to do it
Gimme that

We know how to show it

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I have pissed on a sacred tree and have been vivisected for my crimes

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MY FINGERS ARE BLEEDING???

(because of I’ve been playing this 6-string guitar, my first such instrument, that I bought from the 5 and dime)

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It’s still SO MANY SLEEPS til Christmas!

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TEMPERATURES ARE PHWOARING!!!

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I’ve got straight As in my A levels, and I just cannot jump at the same time as my friends! Fuck this shit, the photographer is getting tetchy.

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I’m 18 and feel like my life will just open up in so many ways. I have no idea what is about to happen.

How come denim shorts look that good on other people?

Oh England have lost at the cricket again

Boy oh boy, it’s so hot, I think I’ll get myself a refreshing glass of tap water… Oh no! This tap water is room temperature at best!

Not long til Billie Joe wakes up.

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Damn, I forgot to pause my Netflix and PS accounts that I’m too busy to use cos I’m out being a top shagger legend 24/7

Shop is out of soleros :pensive: