I have pissed on a sacred tree and have been vivisected for my crimes

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MY FINGERS ARE BLEEDING???

(because of I’ve been playing this 6-string guitar, my first such instrument, that I bought from the 5 and dime)

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It’s still SO MANY SLEEPS til Christmas!

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TEMPERATURES ARE PHWOARING!!!

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I’ve got straight As in my A levels, and I just cannot jump at the same time as my friends! Fuck this shit, the photographer is getting tetchy.

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I’m 18 and feel like my life will just open up in so many ways. I have no idea what is about to happen.

How come denim shorts look that good on other people?

Oh England have lost at the cricket again

Boy oh boy, it’s so hot, I think I’ll get myself a refreshing glass of tap water… Oh no! This tap water is room temperature at best!

Not long til Billie Joe wakes up.

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Damn, I forgot to pause my Netflix and PS accounts that I’m too busy to use cos I’m out being a top shagger legend 24/7

Shop is out of soleros :pensive:

you can see how dusty it is now

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Oh god the dark fruits lads in the park are walking over menacingly cos I’ve been pretending to suck off this Fruit Pastilles lolly like it’s Harry Styles

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I have hairy legs but they’re footballer’s legs

is this acceptable?

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oh no the beach is far away and I don’t have a car

Very x

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It was 30C outside today so just went out in shorts and a t-shirt. Now it is dark, I am outside and it is raining and I am cold.

It was 30C outside today, but I took a jacket in case it got cold later. Now I am carrying it around like a mug and it is dark but still high 20s.

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I went to a water park because it’s summer and now i’m all wet :frowning: