Yeah, me too
All other songs paling in comparison to Daft Punk’s “Get Lucky”
Oh no! England are 66-5!
There’s just not enough wasps around!
I own a soup factory and my sales are plummeting, I hope I can ride this out and hope that sales pick up again when the weather turns or I’ll be unable to provide for my family
Alright Paul Banks from Interpol singing their hit NYC
It’s too hot to enjoy the glacial charms of Interpol
Prickly heat
But do you have any summer problems to share?
When you catch the Perfect Wave and have to ride it forever
Oh good all the lads have got their hairy chicken legs out
Dinner?
I can’t believe those two old folk just jumped off that cliff. I mean WTF? This is fucked up. Ah well, that aside, I am very much looking forward to writing my dissertation on these people.
EDIT : THIS WAS A REFERENCE TO MIDSOMMER
The boys of summer haven’t gone!
I should really get an electric fan for in here. Oh the shops are all sold out and I should have bought one in April.
Fights in the park
You know what, my fellow northern hemisphere dwellers, I could really do with like a quarter of a watermelon right now
Oh no, there are far too many seeds in this quarter watermelon and the juice is going everywhere, this is significantly less satisfying than I had hoped.
quartermelon™
Oh fucking hell Muse are headlining every festival
I’ve managed to buy an electric fan but now a bunch of know-it-alls are going on about “all it’s doing is moving the warm air around”
This lemonade isn’t classy enough