and have also decided not to give myself a hard time about leaving certain words out of posts :slight_smile:

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What’s the best excuse for a Monday sick day that rules out any suspicion of it being self-inflicted?

Great minds, @tilty

I almost made that exact post, but that would be beneath me.

LIKE MY BOTTOM

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Can’t help but feeling guilty for my overeating because so few of my clothes for any more :-1:

I was going to suggest tripping but was going to say it was falling over the dog.

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I hope everyone’s doing okay.

Had a good day. Met a friend and went for an SD walk on Tooting Common this morning, saw lots of wild foul and a mistle thrush.
Co-watched The Man from UNKEY this afternoon with a different friend. Good cast. Underrated film.
Now grilling chicken, potatoes with garlic, listening to Noname and having a beer

Tbh I do have a genuine injury but it wouldn’t stop me doing my job. Perhaps just go for a half day and say I have to take the dog to the vets first thing because she’s poorly

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Do it, deciding to actually spend money on my hobbies this last year is the best thing I’ve ever done

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OKAY I SHALL

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Sunday is a perfect day to get hard imo

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incidentally was on the phone to my mum earlier and she mentioned how she wants to get alpacas so i started telling her about @casinobay s epic and raffles. she was asking how could she not know a friend of mine who has alpacas.
anyway, she won’t get alpacas but she 's interested in buying some wool.
Fairly sure she’s had more to drink to day than me. :slight_smile:

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I am profoundly depressed as well so there is that

For the FAO of @anon19035908

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Can it be bedtime yet plz

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You should have gone the other way round. As far as I understand, the effect of the white erases the red you technically drink yourself sober.

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Please keep these obscenely sexy images to my DMs.

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Spent most of today bleaching TVs hair. Not going particularly well I must admit :grimacing:

I’ve only left my bed to get G&Ts today

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i’ve now got a dean martin playlist on, not sure i have ever in my life put a dean martin playlist on :thinking: