Just got a chilli seed in my eye. Note to self - dont ever do that again.
You know how mario runs back and forth screaming with his arse on fire when he falls in lava? I was essentially just doing that shouting ‘water bath!’. Good stuff.
if Sherlock from off of BBC Sherlock was so smart and inexplicably magic
how come he was always surprised when Moriarty turned up in literally every single episode
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Oh, ive experienced chilli pain in all the sensitive bits of my body at this stage in my career.
Watching Paddington 2. Excellent so far.
Fucking hell.
England Prevails.
Curled up under a blanket even though it isn’t at all cold.
Am supposed to be playing a beginners’ dnd campaign at 3, I dunno if I can be arsed though
Got the misfits on the little shitty speaker in the office here. One of the trendy lads looked at me like I’d kicked his cat to death or something.
Roll d6 to check motivation.
Fucking hell Friday night’s Coronation Street.
Started a book on the Highland Clearances, might start posting updates in the landlords are pricks thread.
Do you dare me to buy a printer, so I can print photos out for painting?
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i’m out of beer, it somehow feels too early to open some wine. fuck it, i’ll open some wine.
Which wine? Red or white?
have opened some white, viognier to be precise. damn good as well. fairly decent chance i’ll pass out in an hour or so
I made the mistake of letting the kids choose the afternoon movie. I’m now watching Mamma Mia: Here We Go Again.
the amount of times i get a message from my bro which starts with ‘made the mistake of letting the boys choose the film…’
Plus there’s no room for it
