Was looking forward to having the house to myself today as my housemate was going to see his mother, but his car’s got a flat tyre. What a let down.
He’s got a carton of soup in there, but has he gotta roll with it?
(No, just a loaf of bread. Pah).
Pint shot with added vinyl fair purchase.
Centre won’t hold
Cleaning me windaws wiv a big pole so that I can seen those “sea glimpses” the estate agent made a big thing about lol
when will the car boot sales be open again???
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Back to work tomorrow nooo
Had a go with the patio cleaner attachment for my pressure washer.
Before:
After:
Just had to dunk the cat in a bucket in the garden to get him clean. That was fun
At least now you know whether or not he’s a witch
I’ve just taken The Child for her first football training session. Even at three years old, I can see that ball control is not in our skillset.
My favourite DiSers are the ones who post in the SD thread
Cat bucket bath watse of time as M has just channeled her inner @andyvine
Had my first hair cut in about 6 months today
Sunday afternoon is a sacred time for watching junk on YouTube.
Did a walk, saw the bonnie bonnie banks of Loch Lomond. Pretty goosed
my neighbours have painted my gate without telling us, AIBU for asking them why and telling to ask in future?
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got a load of shit from them for telling them this about how I’m a bad neighbour and a bad son I mean wtf
Just heard a commotion comming from the living room. “I’ve got it! I’ve got it!”, exclaimed @Gnometorious. Keen to discover what she’d worked out, I rushed to the doorway. It turned out what she’d got was a particularly fancy new dance move and she was tearing up the room.
