#225

It was a baby 3.5 but once you’ve been through a strong earthquake, you get jumpy about the little ones.
We should have some mudslides to complete the California Natural Disasters trifecta but the would mean lots of rain and all our rain is on backorder.

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#226

Found some secret humbugs, would you like one?

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#227

It’s £5.5m.

#228

We’re gonna need all the dissers to chip in

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#229

It’s got it’s own beach! Who wouldn’t want me to own a beach!

#230

If I owned that house I’d absolutely end up getting a rocking chair and taking pot shots at those yachts

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#231

That’s the plan my friend.

#232

would probably get into smuggling cocaine on my private beach

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#233

what else do you do with a private beach?

#234

Bone

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#235

Oh wait this isn’t a timeshare holiday home for us all?! I’m out.

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#236

Salcombe looks well nice mate.

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#237

You can all come and stay, but the beach is in my name.

#238

It’s lovely out of season when it’s not full of WHEN ARE ENGLAND PLAYING Crew Clothing types.

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#239

gonna come into your shop next year and put on my best cockney accent and say ‘oi mate, give me some fucking boatcleaner and 3 planters’

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#240

The house is technically in East Portlemouth. Kate Bush also lives there.

#241

Boatcleaner? Hope you’ve got a loan out.

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#242

Rewatching Black Panther :heart::cry:

#243

Bathroom lights went out, very creepy for a minute there :skull_and_crossbones:

#244

also good for, well, you know

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