I was drinking with a Dutchman yesterday

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I’d avoided any football scores today, including the Celtic score after driving back in some of the Parkhead crowds, until five minutes ago when I saw the Newcastle score on Facebook.

I’m a bit miffed.

Spent the entire day in bed, it’s almost not worth getting up now. Probably not going to be able to sleep now tonight :woman_facepalming:

Time for the pub?

That’s what got me here in the first place

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You’re in bed in the pub?!?

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Just noticed this on Virgin Media’s move-out instructions, which they send you after you’ve moved out:

Seriously are most people in the world fucking stupid? Why do they tell you this in the pack they send you after you’ve moved out?

Urgh I have to cancel with Virgin at some point in the next month. Just how bad was it?

It was completely fine. This is the only facepalm moment.

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I’m braced for an ordeal moving my BT account from the flat to our new house next week.

Bottle of Kernel in a plastic cup in a beer garden. WFH tomorrow, getting rid of the guest. Things are looking ok.

They will probably behave like you’re the first person to ever do such a thing.

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Queues for all the decent ice cream shops are ridic.

There’s some absolute nonsense written on this can. This bit’s just been copy and pasted from Wikipedia:

The first documented hop cultivation was in 736, in the Hallertau region of present-day Germany,[7] although the first mention of the use of hops in brewing in that country was 1079.

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Dont worry my sleep recently has been horrific, we’ll have a 1am support group

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And if it’s supposed to be commemorating the first use of hops in German brewing, why’s it going on about Dutch brewing craftsmanship? You would find this kind of shit on a can of Heineken.

oh my god I’m well horny for a beer

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get well soon gp!

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For the fao of @meowington Mrs Funk has just started watching RHOAtlanta and I’m already getting sucked in.

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Evening DiS. Am I hungry enough/ can be arsed enough for takeaway?

  • Always
  • Have another Jaffa cake

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