Sunday is alright

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Heya

Dreamt that I was shagging Mutya from the Sugababes (!!!) and just as it started getting interesting, the building started to collapse and we had to get the hell out of there. Quite disappointing.

I’m up super early to go to Petra, I’m very excited. Think everyone else has the same idea to get up at sunrise to beat the tourists, so I’m expecting it to be busy anyway.

Was woken at 4am by a call to prayer that was so eerily and hauntingly beautiful, it really shook me. They’ve all been crap so far but this was a banger. Maybe it was a special one cos Ramadan starts tonight? Gonna look into it cos I need to hear it again.

This hostel is grim and I heard more farts last night than I’ve heard in the last few years. Just a load of lads doing a load of farts and not giving a fuck.

The carpet is disgusting, one of the worst things I’ve ever encountered, and I know this because I’ve dropped things behind my bunk bed three times and had to crawl under them to retrieve them. Cockroaches and everything, I nearly balked. Decided to be clever after the third time (fool me once etc) and move all my stuff off the bed, and then my pal dropped her glasses from the top bunk and I had to climb under again :smile:

I hope you all have a delightful day of rest and I love you all x

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#2

There’s a cockrel outside my window and he’s a total jerk, we get it mate it’s morning, fuck off

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#3

Got some very grim hostel stories,well one that happened every night.

May struggle to hear it again as don’t think the Qu’ran is supposed to be recorded as Brian Eno got into trouble for this. (Actually might have been just for setting it to music)
https://youtu.be/erRuO59rEVc (also a banger but it was removed from the album)

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#4

Off to work ain’t I

#5

Booo hissss

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#6

Morning to you too

#7

Little bit hungover, but my landlord is coming round in an hour so I’ve got to speed tidy.

#8

(Also morning all etc etc)

#9

I just did a really loud fart that my bf heard from the other room. Except he thought it was me calling his name and responded “what is it?”

He loves me so much he talks to my farts :cat2:

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#10

Landlord coming round at half 8 Sunday, fuck that.

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#11

Excited because its new coffee day (North Star - The Docks FYI coffee wankers)

#12

Eldest burst in at 7 on the dot and declared “My name is Shining Light and I’m here to wake everyone up!”

Morning all

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#13

Work in a bit. Not happy about the concept. Going to my parents’ for roast later though so there’s that at least.

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#14

Went out for a meal for my friend’s birthday which was lovely, but guzzler here had a lot of Prosecco didn’t she. And not much sleep. And now I’m about to go to longleat with said friend and her boyf, which is obvs gonna be amazing but it’s about an hour and a half drive and I’m in the back and no offence to her boyf but he isn’t the smoothest of drivers so basically I’m rummaging under my sink to find an appropriate bag for me to inevitably vom in

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#15

Can’t emphasise how much I hate being a back seat passenger. You have my full sympathy.

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#16

and tune in next week to the crazy adventures of kermitwormit, where our hero goes to the safari park! Who’s ever heard of a monkey stealing a bag of sick? Nobody, until now!

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#17

Morning all. I’m so tired I’m going to lie on the couch and sleep.

#18

Lying on one of the most uncomfortable sofas in the world and failing to get back to sleep.
Got home from a friend’s 40th at 2 last night and been awake since 6:20.

Not happy like.

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#20

Omg :smile:

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