old blues songs are so fucking great

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I mean it could be something else entirely, but I can’t think what.

You speak for yourself M9. Me and @anon19035908 beg to differ

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That ain’t a distorted body that’s literally me on the beach

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Morning all. I was up till 3am binging Dead To Me on Netflix (hard recommend btw, fab show() and I’ve had about 4 hours sleep. Gonna play some Super Mario Galaxy then get my life tasks out of the way. Hopefully I can find a friend to hang with this evening because I haven’t really spoken to anyone all week and the social isolation is making me a little loco.

Thanks :heart:

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Just remembered when I’m usually on a tour I don’t get chance to check in to my last.fm to see how many Ed Sheeran songs my mum is scrobbling at mine whilst she has M.

What the fuck is she listening to?!

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I made it to the shop

Now I’m in a blanket and eating malteasters drinking a nice cold pint of coke zero with ice coobes

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I’m at work. Probably selling food to people who can lounge on the sofa all day :frowning:

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Got a little chunk taken out of my phone screen

FOR FUCKS SAKE

What you selling? I can probably help you out

This has broke my heart

Yeah I’m selling shit to wankers and my television is at home going severely unwatched.

Terrible faux jazz and swing reworkings of all your favourite hits.

I can control it from my phone so I’m tempted to put a decent playlist on but don’t know if I want to reveal my Orwellian last.fm spying

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Desperately want a bottle of coke

We just had a bit of a moment. We were driving back up to Amman and at some point the road we were on just stopped. Roadworks everywhere, nowhere to get past despite the fact we could see the road continuing up ahead. We took a detour and got past that bit, but were confronted with another part exactly the same. Tractors everywhere, no way through. Consulted Google maps for a bit and saw a route we could take, we just needed to get back to where we took the original detour. So we drove back… And they’d blocked that road too!

Ended up speaking to a construction worker who told us to follow him. He drove to his mate in a digger and we went in convoy to the blockage and the digger fucked it up and made room for us to drive through :heart_eyes:

Wish I hadn’t bothered typing that out but there it is

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Went back to sleep, feeling much better now

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M&S stuff

Ill take a bag of percy pigs and a pair of slippers
cheers

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