Not sure if this deserves its own thread (probably not)

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have a combination of work dread and hospital appointment dread which isn’t good, but then because of the latter I can get up later and go into work later, so not allllll bad I guess?

haven’t had a hot chocolate for ages. might rectify that tomorrow :+1:

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Had the family over and my mum’s partner asked my son if he had ever been to a Chinese restaurant (he hadn’t). He then said that you have to do this when you go and proceeded to pull his eyes back! Unbelievable. Actually teaching racism.

Later he also told me that people get sacked for holding doors open for women nowadays.

Good day.

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Watching Mary Poppins. Tell you one thing that wouldn’t fit in that big bag. Her fucking ego! #getoveryourselflove

you better not be on your phone in the pictures

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Liiike how did you respond to that?

Watching the original at home you narc!!1

The first one I just said that your never ever do that and said it was racist and my sister and wife backed this up.

The second I said wasn’t true and went into the kitchen.

Can’t go to hard because I don’t want to upset my mum.

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Saw the new one last weekend. As shit as the first.

First one is great you monster!
Just lost £5 betting Mary poppins was after sound of music

went for dinner with my parents, my mum came out with she doesnt read the daily mail anymore because it is so racist, finally

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I once chose the bombing option and sat watching shit TV until just before midnight and set my alarm for half four,

Woke up at half four, decided I was not rested enough to bomb it. Ended up ringing in sick and having to make a lesson plan up on the spot when the HOD wanted a real cover lesson…

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Been asked by my mate if we want to go and see Billy Joel with him and his partner in June. Genuinely can’t decide between

  • Yes, this sounds like a fun time, in a nice comfortable kind of way
  • You are only 34 years old, going to a Billy Joel concert is a ridiculous idea you fucking dullard

0 voters

GO TO SEE BILLY JOEL

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Do Philip and Holly still get up tomorrow to do This Morning despite doing Dancing on Ice tonight?

Got a Chinese. Nothing can keep me from my hot and sour soup.

Well if it warrants capitals, it must be the right option.

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#lads

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Bf has just rolled in from the golf club absolutely steaming. Can’t say I’m thrilled :unamused: