Cheeky Vimto, that.

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Thank god I don’t have social media. Just let me know if it’s a boy or girl, I’ll bring a bottle of wine next time I see you.

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Yeah I really don’t understand it at all.

like honestly until the baby is doing funny shit, I’m not that arsed about anyone’s baby

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Yeah until your baby is 5, can talk to me, and grab me a beer out of the fridge I’m all set. :joy:

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I’ll be the first to admit, I’m just not good with kids under the age of 5. I was great with my nephew I think, but other friends babies no. Hate it when there are like “hold him”, ummm no. I hold the little bugger like I’m taking out the trash.

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Genuinely thought you meant the baby then.

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quite enjoy the videos of folk making an arse of it

Yeah my buddy is driving a golf ball I guess onto a wooden pallet or something for the gender reveal. Hope he shanks it and misses the board entirely. :joy:

EDIT: He is a shit golfer so entirely possible.

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Not mean at all. The heckling he will get out of me, worth the price of admission.

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I need to get out of bed and get my moisturiser, gutted, cba.

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Evening!

Wor Lass was allowed out for the day so accepted the kind offer of food from her friend that I’d been dodging all last night because it would be easier just to cook food myself.

The food and the company were nice but The Child went to bed (begrudgingly) at 9.23 and her normal bedtime is around 7.00. We both have to be up at stupid o’clock to allow me to drive her to nursery for opening time and get back to start work on time.

Ended up buying into the hype, now I dont know what to do with the excess loo roll

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Isolate in style

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THEY INVITED THEMSELVES

live pictures of the Andrex CEO

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just had a look at the wiki for dhansak as I wasn’t sure what it was, and this is the picture. fucking done my nut

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Reading about Man U vs Man City today. What does a derby double mean?

Means goalkeeper botched both goals?

Proper want a curry now

Need to get food before I see Squid on Tuesday so may go for a curry-adjacent option

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it means united won both ties of the derby played this season. they beat city at the etihad when they went there last year