Sunday Night Escapism - What're the first 3 things you'd do if you won £1m?


#1

Well?


#2

Pint
Another pint
Another pint


#3

that’s a lot of milk


#4
  1. Invest it in a very low yield savings account.

#5

I meant beer


#6
  • Hand/e-mail in notice
  • Pay off both parents’ mortgages
  • Book some flights somewhere fun

#7

Get that sweet parental rental income


#8

probably post about it on here


#9

#10

Taxi to Dublin.

Collect my winnings.

Buy most of the stock of Someneck Guitars.

https://www.someneckguitars.com/collections/featured/products/fender-jazzmaster-1966


#11

Buy these £1,170 boots

Book a holiday to Palau.

Buy a house.


#12

I’d book a weekend somewhere but I fear it’d be really boring compared to you guys. Like maybe Boston or Dublin.


#13

Buy one of those ridiculous frozen coffee dessert things


#14

Nah Lincolnshire’s a wild county for sure.


#15

Move into a hotel
Get a financial advisor
Work out how much to give to my family and charity and invest to be financially secure.

Then after that blow the lot on sex, drugs and rock n roll, obviously


#16

I’m way too boring and sensible to be allowed £1m. It’d probably sit in some shitty savings account for ages til I figured out what to do with it.


#17

I probably wouldn’t do much until tomorrow.

  • Ring family
  • Ring mates
  • Get a fuckload of takeaway in

#18

I’ve thought about this before and I wouldn’t tell anyone aside from very close family, and just spend the rest of my life actually being able to afford ‘basic’ stuff out like meals out and reasonably priced holidays.


#19

Facebook update
Order a rickenbacker 620
Nando’s


#20

Buy some new slacks, for sure.