Sunday Night Escapism - What're the first 3 things you'd do if you won £1m?

Well?

Pint
Another pint
Another pint

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that’s a lot of milk

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  1. Invest it in a very low yield savings account.
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I meant beer

  • Hand/e-mail in notice
  • Pay off both parents’ mortgages
  • Book some flights somewhere fun
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Get that sweet parental rental income

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probably post about it on here

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Taxi to Dublin.

Collect my winnings.

Buy most of the stock of Someneck Guitars.

https://www.someneckguitars.com/collections/featured/products/fender-jazzmaster-1966

https://www.someneckguitars.com/products/fender-american-strat-plus

https://www.someneckguitars.com/products/fender-coronado-12

https://www.someneckguitars.com/products/fender-precision-bass-sunburst-1969

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Buy these £1,170 boots

Book a holiday to Palau.

Buy a house.

I’d book a weekend somewhere but I fear it’d be really boring compared to you guys. Like maybe Boston or Dublin.

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Buy one of those ridiculous frozen coffee dessert things

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Nah Lincolnshire’s a wild county for sure.

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Move into a hotel
Get a financial advisor
Work out how much to give to my family and charity and invest to be financially secure.

Then after that blow the lot on sex, drugs and rock n roll, obviously

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I’m way too boring and sensible to be allowed £1m. It’d probably sit in some shitty savings account for ages til I figured out what to do with it.

I probably wouldn’t do much until tomorrow.

  • Ring family
  • Ring mates
  • Get a fuckload of takeaway in
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I’ve thought about this before and I wouldn’t tell anyone aside from very close family, and just spend the rest of my life actually being able to afford ‘basic’ stuff out like meals out and reasonably priced holidays.

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Buy some new slacks, for sure.

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  • buy a bungalow near the sea
  • build studio
  • fuck about making records forever more