#91

Pour myself a whiskey
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#92

I regularly think about winning it, despite never actually playing it

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#93

5 way split. Me, wife, Mum, Dad, sister.

I’d smash my share into a flat in London no doubt. My wife would probably spend hers in half an hour on something else.

Would tell absolutely no-one else about it.

#94

Pay off the mortgage
Pay off credit cards
Smash the rest in a savings account until I work out what to do with it.

#96

Retire.

Buy a couple of bottles of fizz.

Erm.

#97

Start climbing a ladder. Any ladder.

#98

can I indulge you into fantasising about which cameras you’d buy? I’d probably get myself a Contax T2 for photography and maybe just casually get myself an Arri Alexa for work with a fleet of sony a7siis for ‘casual stuff’. I’d also love to have a flat/house big enough to have a darkroom installed.

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#100

that’s a cool hundo on a Sunday eve :muscle:

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#101

ah yeah I had a 5d mark iii for a while, they are beautiful! I’m also pretty frugal / live within my means until it comes to cameras

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#102

I would collect my winnings and never tell a soul. It’s more fun to have money (and thus the potential for what you could do with it) than to spend it.

I’d probably give my mates a massive cash wedding present, anoymously of course. That would be funny seeing them try to work out who gave it, probably think they had some benevolent great uncle/aunt hidden away somewhere.

I’d a few nice dontations to struggling local charities.

Years and years later I might let it slip that I won a milli to my mates or family, just to see the look on their faces. That’d be funny too. Then I’d share out the cash I had remaining that hadn’t been blown on saville row tailoring and audiobooks

#103
  1. Resign
  2. Order everything on my END wishlist
  3. Look at Zoopla
#104

Actually, before Zoopla i’d ring builders and get them to replace the decking with a patio.

#105

probably:

Pour myself a strong drink
Double check that it’s real
Tell Brooke and then Call Mum and Tell her

Nothing to do with spending the Money, but literally the first three things I’d do.

#106

Pint
Packet of crisps
Hire hitman

#107

I would tell:

  • Noone
  • Very close family / partner only
  • Extended family plus good mates too
  • Family inc 2nd cousins, great aunts plus anyone I met down the pub
  • I’d make it Facebook official
  • I’d get the Daily Mail round

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#108

ol’ Nooney’s good at keeping a secret all right

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#109

in between 2 and 3 - extended family can get fucked, but good mates absolutely.

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#110

Immediate family, partner and best mates. Absolutely no-one after that.

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#111

Aye Nooney runs the office syndicate so I’d have to be a real bastard not to tell him

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#112

Figure out if it could be invested in such way that I wouldn’t have to work again.
Replace my knackered turntable.
Bottle of Johnnie Walker Blue.