#148

I’m almost certain I’ve posted this joke (“joke”) before.

#149

I liked it

#150

I see that.

#151

:^)

#152

Gonna be really upset if @Twinkletoes isn’t at this wedding reception

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#153

Just realised that the lovely slow cooked lamb stew i was making hasn’t been cooking because when my boyfriend switched the slow cooker on he switched on the wrong switch. I put the browned, partially cooked lamb in there then brought the stock up to boiling with the veg in it and poured that in, and for the last 3 hours it’s been sitting there not cooking. The tv thinks it’ll be safe to eat once cooked but i don’t

Safe to eat y/n

  • Y
  • N

0 voters

#154

would probably have a bang on it in its current state tbh

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#155

Yes! They’re ok, prob a fiver a pint or something? But you can take your own beers into the stages and stuff so I usually just take a big box of beers for the weekend and end up buying very few

#156

At a kids 4th birthday party (soft play). 6-8pm on a Sunday ffs

#157

What you basting in?!

#158

ah nice cheers! we will have to grab one at some point

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#159

Totally! I’ll keep an eye out for you

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#160

My own horrible hungover juices :nauseated_face:

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#161

You planted a seed @keith - an itch that I had to scratch.

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#162

Can we please, as a nation, just get over nudity being taboo for the duration of the heatwave? I cannot fathom going to work tomorrow in this.

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#163

the heat’s bad enough without me having to see my boss’s sweaty hairy arse

no thanks m9

#164

I misjudged cooking times. Only an hour left…

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#165

Ah, if I wasn’t stewing in my own juices, I’d go a curry right now.

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#166

We’ll all agree to not look below the waist if at all possible. And be considerate with when and where we bend over etc to minimise trauma.

Look, I know it’s not a perfect solution, but you cannot seriously expect me to wear work trousers all day tomorrow.

#167

@Lo-Pan?

https://www.teevies.com/davidlopan8988

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