DiS I have a confession. It was a misunderstanding!!
Got a coffee to go with my friend and as we paid the man was like âhelp yourself!â or something, idk, and plopped down a net of chocolate balls. You know the ones, mini individually wrapped foil things. Well I thought he was just giving us the lot, didnât I? So I said âthank you very much!â and put them in my bag.
Well Iâve not got amazing hearing so I think something got lost in translation cause when I sat down on bench with my mate and produced them she was like âKERMIT, he said take a couple!!â
I feel awful, I just took the whole lot 
Canât bring myself to eat them now, theyâre sat in my handbag tainted by guilt. Iâve got to walk past tomorrow so I might give them back?? It was a Costa and not an independent place but still. Thieving, sticky fingered Kermit. What if they report me?!