#43

In-laws visiting today. Thank god I went to bed early rather than staying up until 5am watching old episodes of South Park and drinking zubrovka.

#44

Your mum’s a punk, normal sausages work just fine.

#45

May require more bacon though due to greater circumference.

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#46

Don’t see the issue here tbh.

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#47

Only that @dingaling may need to acquire extra bacon to ensure the pigs are adequately blanketed.

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#48

My old boss has updated his Facebook status…

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He’s just the real deal

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#49

Fell asleep about 8PM last night and got up at 7 this morning. Was awake a lot of the night but in a semi sleepy state which was nice and I had a dream about Sam Rockwell. Would only be better if it was a sex dream.

Off to town to buy mouse food and fish tank filters, incredibly boring but I get to read my book on the bus, then I have some of M’s buddies over for the afternoon which will be ULTIMATE KAOS.

#50

Anglos! Flew back from Stockholm. To London yesterday, hired a car, and now I am READY for Christmas. Last night we ate pizza and watched Liverpool. Today I’m off for lunch with pals, going to buy one final gift and then have a beer or two. Delicious.

(Woke up at 6am with work dread obviously)

#51

this is amazing.

#52

i’ve always said, one thing’s for sure, you don’t mess with me at christmas.

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#53

I think that’s one thing I’ve always been very clear about.

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#54

messing with me at other points in the year? maybe you’ve got a chance. christmas? on your fucking bike, son.

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#55

Is your old boss mr piano?

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#56

I WISH

#57
  • I’m no hero
  • I’m the real deal

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#59

Bring on the hoards of shitty customers

#60

Good morning CCB and chums,

Amazingly, considering how much I drank last night, I feel fine. Bit coldy but that’s about it.

Was excited about leftovers but I promised to box up a portion each for our friends who couldn’t make it last night and pop it around to them today and I don’t think there’s enough for them and us too :sob: I’ve done myself there.

Scrambled eggs on cornbread toast and Lemsip for breakfast.
No other plans today.
Will make something delicious for Sunday Dinner but no idea what, yet.

Have a lovely day everyone x

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#61

Oh crap. Didn’t have time to read at all yesterday because I was too busy posting polls on DiS and then hosting so I need to read 3 books today.

  • You can do it, I believe in you :sunglasses:
  • You’re a donut

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#62

Someone on facebook shared this viral video thingy of an angry motorist having a go at a bus or something. Really creeps me out that no one in the comments is pointing out his shirt says “the fast and the fuhrerious” on it :grimacing:

#63

This is what instruction manuals with board / video games are for

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