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woah a non-rectangular jigsaw woah

Off work tomorrow and Tuesday but feel like shit

Drank too much Friday night and it’s done me in mentally

My pizza came with chillis that I didn’t order, was soggy, was too spicy to enjoy and when I stood up when I’d finished it I knocked my phone off the table and the screen shattered. First phone I have ever broken.

Then I got residual chilli oil on my face and it still burns a bit.

Best Valentines Day ever!!!

Unlucky

Are you now going to have to poo spicy liquid out of your anus or did you go vegan?

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i put that shit on everything

Makes me go like this a bit but still love it
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Hello hello hello :wave: and happy Valentines slash galentines slash broentines slash nonbinaritines.

Thanks so much for all the lovely birthday wishes you lovely lot. Had a lovely day.

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Yes and yes, sort of.

(it was cheeseless)

the problem with watching subtitled tv programmes is you can’t dick about on the internet as you’re watching them

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Don’t know what to do with my evening.

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@Joke2000 just saw an ad for The Circle

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I know!!! I’m so excited

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Can’t believe no one else on here watched The Cabins

Imagine this on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire

“So, you’re a solicitor?”
“Yes. Final answer.”
“Think you’re gonna go far?”
“Let’s hope so! Final answer.”
“Okay let’s play Who Wants To Be A MILLIONAIRE.”

Oh! My mate gave me a fox puzzle like this the other day :blush:

Might have a tea but then that involves going down and up the stairs twice and is it really worth that

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Literally just had this thought. When I have enough money to not have to live in this hovel, I’m never living anywhere that has stairs again. I’ve had enough

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