#137

Hey Witches :wave:
I’ve just had some tasty mussels.
What you up to?

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#138

Hey Witches!

I’m drinking tea, reading about reproductive rights in Ireland and listening to Steve Reich. It’s a good Sunday.

#139

How come no one questioned how this happened or made a smutty joke? DiS, you’re slipping.

#140

Hello Lo-Pan, Matt and Rich-T!! :smiley:

offtt, mussels!! Did you cook them yourself? Fancybum. Still enjoying the hair? I need a haircut too. Or a hair condition. Since delving into my 30s my hairs become very fluffy :confused:

I’ve just got in and I’ve been playing with my new make up :heart_eyes: I love it ALL!! It makes me want to plan a night out as an excuse to get all snazzed up!! Going to have a glass of wine because … why not? :smiley:

@Kallgeese !! Hello!! Glad you’re having a good Sunday

#141

Hi witches, I’m watching Strictly and dreaming about getting Chinese for tea. How’s your day been?

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#142

Hi there laelfy!! :kissing_heart:

Good thanks!! Y’know I was about to question how you could make a smutty joke about candlewax on someones crotch… it’s worrying I initially couldn’t see how that would be the case.

A while ago I was out with a friend and right at the end of the night one of the bar staff was cleaning up the candles from the tables and accidentally knocked a very VERY big waxy candle ALL OVER my skirt. Everyone was fussing and making it into a massive deal and it was very embarrassing. I’ve also blown a candle out before in a nightclub and obviously wasn’t quite aware of my lung power and blew the wax all over my face and hair. That was a good night. WAX.

What chinese you going to get?? :smiley: I’m jealous.

#143

No I did not, my wee local place round the corner has finally put them back on the menu :grinning:
Love dunking the bread into all the glorious mussely broth :heart_eyes:
Well maybe you should plan the next meat?! :+1:

#144

Amazing, what’s your local place??

Haha, hows about you plan the next meat? I’m so bad at organising things, I’m not assertive and I want to please everyone and that’s not possible. You can do no wrong so you should do it!! Gowon. Haha!!

#145

I live very near to a decent Chinese buffet so it will be whatever I can cram into the box. Probably siu mai, crispy squid and veggie spring rolls with satay sauce.

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#146

OMG, this is my dream. If you don’t mind me asking, where is it you live?

#147

Oxford. A bit far for you to travel for Chinese :slightly_frowning_face:

#148

m’aw… yeaaaah, wee bit. Ach well, get an extra portion for me anyway.

#149

Oh I think you’ve been in, cafezique?!

Pfffft as if I’d ever organise something like that, too much pressure :grinning:

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#150

To be fair, my initial thought was of a scene in the dodgy 90s erotic drama Body Of Evidence, but then it dawned on me.

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#151

That’s actually what I was thinking of…so now I’m wondering what dawned on you?!

#152

Aaah, I thought so! Well jealous, what a brilliant local to have!!

Haha, RUBBISH. Oh well, someone will organise one soon I’m sure.

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#153

That bit in Adam and Joe with the candlewax :rofl: CAN’T FIND A CLIP!!

#154

Something else kind of translucent in colour that might stain one’s crotch. But in the context of Japes’ original post, the Body Of Evidence thing makes much more sense.

#155

Sounds like some crazy shit is going on in Nuneaton. Reports of a guy armed with a sawn-off shotgun taking hostages in a shopping centre. :pray:

#156

Been for a run, made lunches for the forseeable future, done a bunch of work, watching a terrible movie before making protein flapjacks. Hopefully my relaxing day means I look less tired by tomorrow.