That’s fine! Everything is fine.
Just got given a birthday cake a full month before my actually birthday and my nephew blew my candles out before I got a chance. But that’s totally fine because I’m a grown woman.
Any niece action yet? How are her plans for world domination coming along?
She headbutted a wooden framed bed this morning and was taken down to A&E to be safe. She’s absolutely fine, just got a big bruise. Absolute unit - did not give a single fuck, even when the doctor prodded the bump.
I’m going to Coatbridge next Saturday, do I need vaccinations?
Might want all the Heps if you’re planning on visiting the Time Capsule.
aw man i used to love the time capsule
RIP japes
it’s the biggest fun in a million years!!
maybe i should head down there
I’m having a nice lazy afternoon, perfect weather for it. As its windy and rainy both cats are in which is nice.
FUCKING WHAT IS IT
She sees into your soul
I like her headband. @pervo would approve!
Coatbridge, ooooft, nae joy pal
Everytime I see her eyes, can’t help but think of this.
Got a sore throat coming on
Finished work. Fucking hectic today. Why do people leave the house when it’s smashing down with rain?
TV isn’t coming back until later tonight, so I’m away to a pub and having a couple of pints.
Bloody hell this is the worst hangover I’ve had in years. Truly appalling.
Miserable because there are no jobs, so I might have to be a lifeguard for a lot longer than I actually want to be. What a life
Only went and got bloody married yesterday didn’t I
