Back to work tomorrow and they have decided to put us through torture and give us a twilight on the first day back meaning I can’t leave until half six and it’s going to be so dark wah
At least I won’t have to cook as I’m going to get microwave curry for my tea on the way home
Accidentally kicked barls in the head as I was sitting on the sofa cos he lays across it like a walrus
I’ve got tomorrow morning off for half term childcare cover, so not a great deal of dread yet. I think I may have agreed to take the boy out on his bike though, which is possibly harder work than work…
Need a HIIT workout I can do in the morning before work.
Not gonna happen is it.
Had a nice afternoon at the theatre, I don’t go enough given how close it is to my house
Need to finish off doing something productive but I can’t seem to do anything productive at home anymore so might take my laptop over to the pub
Mother do you think they’ll try to break my balls
Son, the first sign you are a true adult is when you realise they are already broken
‘Spent my whole life trying to rebuild these here balls.’
This isn’t based on anything, it just sounded very funny in my head when said in an old-timey accent
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0VBOvyZB5D9
Fan-bloody-tastic, it is very funny! Very good old-timey accent too
Want you all to take a couple of minutes to reflect on how great dogs are
Today is Kukur Tihar, the Nepalese day of dog veneration, so this is on point. Ours is currently licking her leg, best dog (all dogs are the best dog)
Watching The Never Ending Story. WTF!? this is horrible. How you gonna let me see that happen to a horse.?
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1aNGDfwH82h
wow, must have felt the good dog vibes
worst part about that scene is the horse actually died irl after filming it
think about how dogs are a different species yet still communicate with us, love us and enhance our lives
caused by filming?!
Also, their devotion to tennis balls is something to behold, our wee lass nearly ripped a hole in my satchel trying to get one out of there the other day
so I just googled and apparently it was a wild rumour and it didn’t actually die jfc why spread that
