Sat on a train and situation is too weird to describe, but a mother and daughter (both pissed and apparently engaged in an unrelated personal conflict) are giving advice the the bloke in the next row to me, who five minutes ago (possibly glibly) threatened over the phone to kill himself after being arrested for domestic violence. Turns out the daughter had also been arrested for a similar thing.
The guy obviously didn’t want part of this whole situation and relocated to another carriage, at which point the mother and daughter resumed their dispute (something to do with a phone contract). The man has been replaced by another man in full athletic attire, who poured himself a large glass of red wine into a proper wine glass immediately upon sitting down.
Guys, help.