I was partying until 9am this morning. Pretty, pretty tired now. About to have my second pizza of the day.

christ!

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Did you miss the part about me drinking all through the night because that’s what’s made the excessive pizza consumption necessary

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two pizzas in one day is quite a lot of pizza

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It sure is :pizza::pizza::pizza::pizza::pizza:

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oh thanks you’ve reminded me I’ve got one in the freezer :slight_smile:

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This is now the pizza thread.

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basically any thread you post in right?

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I had 3 servings of lasagne for dinner, fuck me im full

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carmelite

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mmmm carmelite

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Sat on a train and situation is too weird to describe, but a mother and daughter (both pissed and apparently engaged in an unrelated personal conflict) are giving advice the the bloke in the next row to me, who five minutes ago (possibly glibly) threatened over the phone to kill himself after being arrested for domestic violence. Turns out the daughter had also been arrested for a similar thing.

The guy obviously didn’t want part of this whole situation and relocated to another carriage, at which point the mother and daughter resumed their dispute (something to do with a phone contract). The man has been replaced by another man in full athletic attire, who poured himself a large glass of red wine into a proper wine glass immediately upon sitting down.

Guys, help.

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pencil…

are you on a train to…hell?

Clapham junction…

Yep.

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Didn’t realise you were in Scotland

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isn’t that where the only fools and horses are from?

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Why I outta!!!

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The daughter and mother are both very well to do which for some reason makes it even funnier.

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:clap::pig2:

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